"George Kastanza ""My Boys Can Swim!"" T-Shirt :: Seinfeld George Kastanza. This is an officialy licensed Seinfeld Product! George says that he would never sink to fix-ups, saying that a fix up is one step away from prostitution or personal ads (However, in The Race he replies to a personal ad in the Daily Worker). Jerry and Elaine set George up with Elaine's friend Cynthia. They hit it off and have sex in George's kitchen but he is horrified to discover that Kramer has given him a defective condom. George's girlfriend says she misses her period leading george to belive he ""accidently"" had gotton her pregnent. MY BOYS CAN SWIM! george exclaims in a moment of achievement. His glory would only last so long though as Cynthia finaly gets her period by the end of the episode. At the end of the episode sees George, Elaine, Jerry and Cynthia sitting down for dinner at a restaurant when George begins to eat his appetizer in a way that seems to disgust Cynthia. Needless to say that was just another notch on his belt for George."