Avengers Assemble Distressed Silver 30 Single T-Shirt
$22 from SuperHeroStuff.com
Made from 100% cotton this soft light gray (SILVER!) t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of an earlier iteration of Marvel Comics' premiere super-team the Mighty Avengers! And they're....in your parents' back yard screaming the word "ASSEMBLE" at the tops of their freaking lungs! And...and more super-people start showing up. And now they're getting hungry. And now they're screaming what sounds like"ULTRON" at your father's grill. Now Thor's choking your father's grill. Now your father's clutching his heart. At the funeral you're thinking to yourself "Assemble somewhere else you @#$#ing sons of @#$#$!" Oh and this is a noticeably softer t-shirt made with a higher 30 single thread count.